Update: Want Me to be Your Free Forex Mentor?

Posted by Nick 15

Hey Guys, Good to see that most of you’re following the 30 words or less format. The entries have been pretty funny this time around. Let take a quick look at some of the funnier comments:

Jordan – Submitted on 2009/12/16 at 9:22pm Because I’m 24 funny, sexy, smart and single. Too bad your sexy butt isn’t in Texas! 17, 18, 19, 20 ,21 ,22 ,23 ,24 ,25 ,26 ,27 ,28 ,29 and because (like you) I break all the rules

Thanks Jordan. Randy responded to Jordan’s comment and very nicely tied it into an entry for the mentoring. Pretty funny and good work Randy…..

Randy – 2009/12/16 at 10:09pm To the poster here named Jordan (18th post down from the top), Hey, I single, I’m from Texas and I have a sexy butt! (as you requested). And, oh yeah, Nick, I deserve to win because I fulfill Jordan’s requirements… and you don’t. Lol

Randy, one little problem. Jordan is both a guy and girls name and he/she did not specify a gender….. So you might have signed yourself up for something you’re not really wanting. Ok the next one is not exactly funny but…… what the!

Tess – Submitted on 2009/12/16 at 9:37pm Part-time UK model, I visit Scotland often. Pick me, we can do live mentoring. I emailed u my picture since it’s inappropriate for this blog (I’m too naked in it)

I can confirm that she actually did send me pictures (and yes I did look). I would like to pretend I was a gentleman about it but come on…. what guy wouldn’t look? My girlfriend bit my head off for looking though! This was my response to Tess….

NickB – Submitted on 2009/12/17 at 12:28am @Tess: You look amazing in the pictures you sent me. However, my girlfriends looks better, so I have to decline. Plus my girlfriend would beat the crap out of me and you.

Another funny comment is from ‘Langknow’ who made a YouTube video of himself dressed as a Ninja…… what a nutter, but it is funny!

Langknow – Submitted on 2009/12/17 at 6:45pm Hi NIck, Please pick me, because It would be so good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MZcOk-0RF4 Just watch the video. You’ll understand (^_^)

Thanks for the laugh Langknow. Off course there has to be an idiot in the mix who leaves a stupid and annoying comment. So today the Forex4Noobs Idiot Award goes to JackBauer for this comment….

JackBauer – Submitted on 2009/12/16 at 9:13pm Nick I am going to be rich with or without your help. So if you want to help pick me if not pick one of the beggars!

It annoys me that he calls the other people who entered ‘beggars’. The guy is a tool. Anyway, there are a few more standouts but I won’t mention them right now. I will be announcing the winners on Monday so be sure to check back in. And if you have not entered yet DO SO NOW. I still haven’t decided who to pick so if you leave a comment that interests me it might be YOU.

ADDITIONAL INFO – I am looking for a mentee who can read and who has common sense. This post is an UPDATE to the original post! If you wish to apply for the mentoring please reply to the original post. Any responses to this post will not count and will be ignored.

ayub

your mission has always been to help others in becoming protraders. is there anything more gratifying than than teaching me to carry on your good work before you pass on?
Darin Cook

I love trading, everything about it, and I have no idea how to go about finding a mentor.
Col

Dude. Good things must be shared.
Could you make an ebook abt the Tess method?
haha.
Habib

I am tickled by the comedy entries – but some are so funny because it is not clear if they are even supposed to be funny, like ayub’s above, firstly, this is not the place to post your pitch, secondly how old do you think Nick is? Or are you saying in code that you’re going to kill him (you do realise that is a criminal offence don’t you)

On a serious note – Nick: Is there any feedback from the last two mentees? It would awesome to hear from them. For those who don’t get a metorship it might help to hear from those who do.
ayub

its funny how people with twisted minds read things in a warped way, but hey, i guess if thats how you are, then you need to be off this site and in a psychiatric ward. no offence intended! it seems that mr habib is intending to outstay his welcome in this world (God forbid!), but for the avoidance of any doubt, i was referring to a LEGACY. A legacy of what nick would leave behind, so that in doing so, he’s students would continue in he’s footsteps in doing what Nick has always done – share with others to help them aspire to their dreams. do you know what that is mr habib? tell me, when someone makes a will, and most of us do, does it imply in anyway that anyone or someone is trying to get rid of you or kill you, as you so offensively put it? get a life man, you need to!!!

NickB

@ayub:

Relax man Habib was only joking. And in reading your comment I too found “before you pass on” slightly strange and off-putting. I am 24 years old I have no plan to pass on any time in the near (or distant) future. The way you worded your comment definitely sounds a little strange. I even showed it to my GF who had a laugh and said jokingly “is he going to kill you or something?”. I knew exactly what you intended to mean by your comment and so did my GF (and I assume Habib did too). But with a sense of humor it can be easily taken two ways.

Habib made a more important point however. In this post I clearly say in big red writing that to apply for mentoring your mustn’t reply to this post but to the previous post. For some reason you missed the big neon sign and applied in this post.

Anyway man lighten up. Habib was just joking.

Michael Burry

I teach 25 fourth graders every day. I have patience. I’m a lifelong learner/teacher. I will learn from you and most likely teach others. Common sense & Logical.
TeD

Hey Nick,

Wouldnt be a good idea to record your training session with your trainees?

and may be share it with us?

may be just for the parts you think that it would be beneficial for everybody ?

so everybody can at least have a small chance to learn some more from you.

OK, ok, I know, it sounds pain in the butt to cut, edit those videos, but definitely would be a significant help for everyone.
ayub

Im sorry nick, ive blown my chances anyway now, so dont mind me replying. lol. well at least i got ur attention and ur partners too. keep up the good work and may the Lord bless !
Sambhunath

Hi Nick,
I am with you since Venessa FX.Your rational approach and selfless guidance is mentoring me each and everyday. Personal mentoring will reduce the learning curve only.
If get this special favour I may make my first million at least five years earlier (since you are an achiever). Fiiiiiive yeaaaaars in abandance will not be an ordinary event. Thank you.
bwiz

I think you should mentor me cause im a mod in your chatroom i should know your system inside and out
PipLoVe

making pips is my dream
greg w

Nick, hey, I already posted for the mentor training and of course I hope you pick me. A couple of things, my brother Ken W. can help you with your web site, he works for Microsoft and is doing this cause he likes to learn forex and I turned him on to you. He’s already e-mailed you, hope you got it. Also, I mentor some people here in Seattle and will be turning them on to you also. Your no-nonsense approach to trading is a relief from all the crap that is out there……. have a good one, Later……. GregW
shazad asher

Hi nick i want to apply to be ur mentee and have made a small pic that has 30 words on it and was wondring if i could use the picture as i cannot post it on the thread, if not i will think of something else creative to make u pick me…. hopefully
thegreat

Please I am tired of trying to learn on my own. I need help badly.