Quitting Forex and buyign my own Island

[NickB]

It is official, I am going to be a multi millionaire soon. Look at this email I just got:

Mr. Alexander A Flockhart
Email: alexanderflockhart@hangsengbank.com
Complement of the day,

My name is Mr.Alexander A.Flockhart I work with the Hang
Seng Bank There is the sum of $30,000,000 in my bank Hang
Seng Bank,Hong kong.

There were no beneficiaries stated concerning these funds
which means no one would ever come for the claims.That is
why I ask that you assist me so as to have the sum
transfered out of my bank into your account.

Please email me back on: alexander.flockhart9@yahoo.com.hk

so we can commence all arrangements and I would give your
more informations on how we would handle this project.

Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and
send me the following:

Full names
Phone number
Address
Occupation
Age and Sex

Sincerely,
Mr Alexander A.Flockhart

Who actually falls for this crap anyway? I have been getting tons of these lately. A Nigerian princess has yet to contact me on her fortune of diamonds she needs me to smuggle out of Africa though....

[Bap]

Hey Nick. That is funny stuff. I used to get them. Currently I have been getting e-mails from (Pay Pal). If I would just send them all my credit card info on my (Pay Pal) account they can increase my security. I guess people must buy into this sh&@.
I would go for the princess.

[Furious_angel]

wow.. we have the same father?

[Bap]

And in todays e-mail

YOU WON OUR DRAWS £590,983.00 Five
Hundred and Ninety Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Three Great British
Pounds
KINDLY CONTACT THE EMAIL BELOW,
INTERNATIONAL BONDED COURIER
EMAIL:Sign In
Please provide our clearance officer with your Order number 37096218 with
your.
FULL NAMES
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
PHONE NUMBERS
SEX
COUNTRY
Congratulations.
Yours faithfully,
Online Coordinator.
Mr.Mark Dulle

[NickB]

My favorite reply to these emails is to actually send them the details they ask for (fake ones of course) but for the phone number you put the FBI's phone number. Imagine the shock they get when they call and here 'Hello you have reached the Federal Bureau of Investigations'. Makes me laugh every time.

I wonder if the CIA has a public phone number?

[Bap]

Great idea