phrases that should trigger noobs to run for the hills

[turret]

google forex and you will get a google of hits for forex systems.

thought I would start a running phrase count that any noob looking for a quick way for profit with no effort will teeter on :o


"low introductory price of xxxx" kids..... all you need to get started is free....read again the part where I stated "get started".... effort and patience is your true education.

"offer ends..." once again everything is free.... WOW isn't it amazing how the low price will be gone 1 more day after you enter the web page.... go back in a week... holy drawdown batman there it is again.... it's a miracle the next day it is over....

"I've created a EA for my system".....You have got to be shittin me, if you fall for this one. Set it and forget it... check back in a week and see 100k in your account..
Fall for that one and you deserve to be submitting TPS reports for 8 bosses, yep 8 bosses for 60 hr weeks!!!!!

"trade short term for extreme profits"..... ummm yeah.... what's that song "bring the noise"... that's what your tradin, might as well be in sync

keep em comin


"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."

turret

[NickB]

Great post.

Love 'The whole nine yards'

For anybody that does not know what I am talking about it is the movie that quote comes from.

"I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise."

[turret]

not phrases but be careful in forums

post counts don't mean shit

"wow he has 1500 count with a pip guru by his name"... he's got to know what he's doing

maybe....maybe not

glance back at his preposts and look....

"wow cool man".......

"i agree"

the point is three word sentences can add up fast....

Does the poster add value or substinance to topic or just bitches and moans or agrees with everything.

MANY MANY MANY posters with 1000+ posts on these forums and are still playing monopoly on demo accounts....

i might be one of them ... ok i'm not but be careful

nick's forum seems to have a good group of peeps with good intentions......

just be careful.....

stay the f away from the ea forums

This may be crazy to you newbs, but you have to actually use your brain to trade....

vegas ea..... wow, isn't it amazing how the name signifies rags to riches by monday.....


money management / psychology posts are a waste of time


Really ??? well look at post counts in these sub categories 5???? 15 ????

Now glance over at the "make 200 pips a day" post...... 348 ????? 1459 ????? 75 pages deep......


Now say " I know where the dumb money is!!!!!"

The hell you say.......

Money management IS the system !!!!!!!!!!!

It's just tooooooo damn boring to comprehend.... then throw in some fear/greed talk.....


Shit... this isn't fun anymore......

Sitting on your hands idle waiting for an entry on a 4hr / daily SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!

zooming in on 5 min charts and watching the aroooon zig zag is FUN!!!!!!!!

boring = bank

fun = "Welcome to Walmart"

Most of you glossied over Nick's comment about his watching tv......

Trading is boring

so he opened up a forum and moved to Beverly.....

well you get my point..... didn't you ????



"The guy who's got the biggest tool, he's the one who wins the pool!"

turret