Update: Want Me to be Your Free Forex Mentor?

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Hey Guys, Good to see that most of you’re following the 30 words or less format. The entries have been pretty funny this time around. Let take a quick look at some of the funnier comments:

Jordan – Submitted on 2009/12/16 at 9:22pm Because I’m 24 funny, sexy, smart and single. Too bad your sexy butt isn’t in Texas! 17, 18, 19, 20 ,21 ,22 ,23 ,24 ,25 ,26 ,27 ,28 ,29 and because (like you) I break all the rules :P

Thanks Jordan. Randy responded to Jordan’s comment and very nicely tied it into an entry for the mentoring. Pretty funny and good work Randy…..

Randy – 2009/12/16 at 10:09pm To the poster here named Jordan (18th post down from the top), Hey, I single, I’m from Texas and I have a sexy butt! (as you requested). And, oh yeah, Nick, I deserve to win because I fulfill Jordan’s requirements… and you don’t. Lol

Randy, one little problem. Jordan is both a guy and girls name and he/she did not specify a gender….. So you might have signed yourself up for something you’re not really wanting. Ok the next one is not exactly funny but…… what the!

Tess – Submitted on 2009/12/16 at 9:37pm Part-time UK model, I visit Scotland often. Pick me, we can do live mentoring. I emailed u my picture since it’s inappropriate for this blog (I’m too naked in it)

I can confirm that she actually did send me pictures (and yes I did look). I would like to pretend I was a gentleman about it but come on…. what guy wouldn’t look? My girlfriend bit my head off for looking though! This was my response to Tess….

NickB – Submitted on 2009/12/17 at 12:28am @Tess: You look amazing in the pictures you sent me. However, my girlfriends looks better, so I have to decline. Plus my girlfriend would beat the crap out of me and you.

Another funny comment is from ‘Langknow’ who made a YouTube video of himself dressed as a Ninja…… what a nutter, but it is funny!

Langknow – Submitted on 2009/12/17 at 6:45pm Hi NIck, Please pick me, because It would be so good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MZcOk-0RF4 Just watch the video. You’ll understand (^_^)

Thanks for the laugh Langknow. Off course there has to be an idiot in the mix who leaves a stupid and annoying comment. So today the Forex4Noobs Idiot Award goes to JackBauer for this comment….

JackBauer – Submitted on 2009/12/16 at 9:13pm Nick I am going to be rich with or without your help. So if you want to help pick me if not pick one of the beggars!

It annoys me that he calls the other people who entered ‘beggars’. The guy is a tool. Anyway, there are a few more standouts but I won’t mention them right now. I will be announcing the winners on Monday so be sure to check back in. And if you have not entered yet DO SO NOW. I still haven’t decided who to pick so if you leave a comment that interests me it might be YOU.

ADDITIONAL INFO – I am looking for a mentee who can read and  who has common sense. This post is an UPDATE to the original post! If you wish to apply for the mentoring please reply to the original post. Any responses to this post will not count and will be ignored.